Star Wars eIII on /.
May 20, 2004 · Posted in Humor
This made me laugh… buncha slashdotters talking about Episode III and the supposed Surf Board Lava Fight between Anakin/Vader and Kenobi:
And at some point during that battle, there *will* be a “clever” visual gag that makes the lava-surfing look like real surfing, and at that point a major character will say “whoah!” like unto the manner of Keanu Reeves. Ad at that point, I will fling poo at the screen.
Mark my words, George Lucas! Poo!
-The Ultimate Fartkno
LOL! That’s hilarious.
Yeah, there’s really nothing left to be done with the rest of the Star Wars series but to make fun.
Now, rumor has it that Lucas is not planning on making the “final” 7, 8 and 9 films and may be passing on the rights to someone else. At this point, I’d prefer someone like Sam Raimi or Danny Boyle direct them.
I think I’d like to see Banny Boyle do a biographical film all about Boba Fett.