Spamofthaweek!

Here’s my submission for Spamoftheweek!

gwen try preempt ! a round not a sally , , side but , solemn be be dill the and byzantium it’son collude see.
! appoint in ! income or , duopolist try some mcdaniel some it’s coco try may rotarian in and arsenide ,and bayed try.

Here’s the breakdown/translation:

Gwen,

Try being preemptive! You’re fat and don’t look at all like a girl (just as a side note). We’re serious when it comes to ancient dill methods. It’s not collusion, see! So make an appointment, hand over your income, or be a duopolist and try some McDonald’s brand, Jack Daniels with hot cocoa. You can also rotate in some arsenide! Even Dr. Bayed tried!* Merp, merp. Glipptyphlax!

*Dr. Bayed no longer available for comments.

So there you have the Spamoftheweek! You must admit, a pretty tasty deal. My only advice to the author is:

1) Lay off the mescaline for a few weeks. (or try and get in touch with Dr. Bayed)
2) Stop calling me fat.

Enjoy the upcoming weekend, gents.