Remember Zoltar from our childhood days? Come on, think! Zoltar is the fortune telling machine that was the movie Big. Now that should ring a bell. Well looks like Zoltar has now become a mass production machine. You can purchase one for the low low price of $8,999.95. Here is a link if you want to purchase your own Zoltar!
  Zoltar Specs:
The classic animatronic fortune teller lives in an oak cabinet that stands at 6 1/2′ tall, and senses your presence and invites you to approach him. After you insert a quarter, Zoltar checks his crystal ball and provides one of 16 different spoken fortunes and dispenses one of 23 different printed fortunes on a paper card. Just be careful what you wish for.
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Well that goes to show, anything you see on tv is most likely going to be sold somewhere at sometime.
This is fucking cool and I’m ordering two!!!
(…and then his lfe became like a bad B horror movie as the twin Zoltars slowly infected his mind, urging him to follow EXACTLY the directions of the fortunes that they delivered…each one more freakish and twisted than the last…pitting the cruel and evil mechanical fortune tellers against his weak and frectured mind…until the day that he, too, took up the handlebar mustache and beard, a gold head wrap, gold shirt, paisley vest, and jewelry…and refused to manage projects any more but would only gesture to his crystal ball and raise an eyebrow at the perplexed product teams…)