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		<title>Eskimo Burgler</title>
		<link>http://snowbrain.com/wordpress/archives/2008/12/21/eskimo-burgler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 14:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wulffmorgenthaler.com/strip.aspx?id=38128c47-0078-425c-9ac4-e8e3822f7ff1"></a><br /> &#8220;(C) Wulffmorgenthaler by Mikael Wulff &#038; Anders Morgenthaler&#8221;</p>]]></description>
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&#8220;(C) Wulffmorgenthaler by Mikael Wulff &#038; Anders Morgenthaler&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Wario Land: Shake It</title>
		<link>http://snowbrain.com/wordpress/archives/2008/09/24/wario-land-shake-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theDarkStranger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Games]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Have you seen this youtube Wario Land page yet? Damn that&#8217;s pretty sweet&#8230; had me smiling like a total goofball when I pulled it up. Some nice effects coding.</p> <p>Can&#8217;t slap a picture up but here is the <a title="Shake It" href="http://www.youtube.com/experiencewii">linky</a>.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you seen this youtube Wario Land page yet? Damn that&#8217;s pretty sweet&#8230; had me smiling like a total goofball when I pulled it up. Some nice effects coding.</p>
<p>Can&#8217;t slap a picture up but here is the <a title="Shake It" href="http://www.youtube.com/experiencewii">linky</a>.</p>
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		<title>Buffalo Theory</title>
		<link>http://snowbrain.com/wordpress/archives/2008/08/20/buffalo-theory/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The Buffalo Theory &#8211; by Cliff Claven (Cheers)<br /> &#8220;Well ya see, Norm, it&#8217;s like this&#8230; A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Buffalo Theory</strong> &#8211; <em>by Cliff Claven (Cheers)</em><br />
&#8220;Well ya see, Norm, it&#8217;s like this&#8230; A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That&#8217;s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Default Ringtones</title>
		<link>http://snowbrain.com/wordpress/archives/2008/03/20/default-ringtones/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Going back to my post on <a href="http://snowbrain.com/wordpress/index.php/archives/2007/12/19/soundsmell-proof-my-cubicle/">Sound/Smell proofing</a> my cubicle the 1st bullet point is to turn your cell phones on vibrate mode. It seems most of the sales people in my office refuse to do this, but now I have determined that they are just to stupid to know how their phones work [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Going back to my post on <a href="http://snowbrain.com/wordpress/index.php/archives/2007/12/19/soundsmell-proof-my-cubicle/">Sound/Smell proofing</a> my cubicle the 1st bullet point is to turn your cell phones on vibrate mode. It seems most of the sales people in my office refuse to do this, but now I have determined that they are just to stupid to know how their phones work because most of these people still use the default ringtone that came with their phone. As of right now the T-mobile one is my least favorite. Everytime I hear it ring and it rings frequently, I am tempted to take the phone off the desk and whip it against the wall leaving a note with $100 saying go buy a new phone as this one broken, the ringtone wouldn&#8217;t stop playing jackass!!<br />
Read the Manual next time.</p>
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		<title>Global Warming is Bullshit</title>
		<link>http://snowbrain.com/wordpress/archives/2008/02/22/global-warming-is-bullshit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.redplanetcartoons.com/index.php/2007/06/29/filling-their-heads-with-something/"></a><br /> Cartoon courtesy of <a href="http://www.redplanetcartoons.com">RedPlanetCartoons</a></p>]]></description>
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Cartoon courtesy of <a href="http://www.redplanetcartoons.com">RedPlanetCartoons</a></p>
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		<title>Just got a new toy!</title>
		<link>http://snowbrain.com/wordpress/archives/2007/09/24/just-got-a-new-toy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theDarkStranger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Wassup everyone! It&#8217;s been a while since we have all posted (well other than Rip).</p> <p>I just wanted to rub it in your faces that I got an iPhone. Took me long enough. All I have to say is that it crushes my Blackjack. Enjoy the picture linked below.</p> <p></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wassup everyone! It&#8217;s been a while since we have all posted (well other than Rip).</p>
<p><span id="more-771"></span>I just wanted to rub it in your faces that I got an iPhone. Took me long enough. All I have to say is that it crushes my Blackjack. Enjoy the picture linked below.</p>
<p><img align="middle" width="342" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1436/1433042018_d77d59fccb_o.jpg" alt="iPhone" height="343" /></p>
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		<title>NIN says STEAL AWAY</title>
		<link>http://snowbrain.com/wordpress/archives/2007/09/18/nin-says-steal-away/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rip</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Apparently the cost of CD&#8217;s in Australia is really high and Trent does not like it.<br /> So he tells the fans to steal it, steal away.<br /> Check out this video on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ5iHaV0dP4">YouTube</a> from Sydney.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently the cost of CD&#8217;s in Australia is really high and Trent does not like it.<br />
So he tells the fans to steal it, steal away.<br />
Check out this video on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ5iHaV0dP4">YouTube</a> from Sydney.</p>
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		<title>CompUSA Stores Closing Shop!</title>
		<link>http://snowbrain.com/wordpress/archives/2007/03/14/compusa-stores-closing-shop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theDarkStranger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Well it took long enough for Sam Grupo to quit dumping millions into a company that was destined to die years ago. The last I heard was he was going to put $48 Million into Business Sales. This is absolutely retarded when they could have saves the stores years ago by using marketing strategies like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well it took long enough for Sam Grupo to quit dumping millions into a company that was destined to die years ago.  The last I heard was he was going to put $48 Million into Business Sales. This is absolutely retarded when they could have saves the stores years ago by using marketing strategies like TV commercials, Billboard, etc. So 125 will be closed by June 9th. Here is a <a href="http://www.hwblog.com/content/view/69/29/" title="CompUSA CLOSING!!! WOOOHOOO!!!">link</a> to the current percentages off of all items in the store.</p>
<p>Glad I quit a week before they announced the closures.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s FRIDAY!!!</title>
		<link>http://snowbrain.com/wordpress/archives/2007/03/09/its-friday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 21:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grendel Stupe</dc:creator>
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		<title>Rip can now Flash his Penguin!?</title>
		<link>http://snowbrain.com/wordpress/archives/2006/10/19/rip-can-now-flash-his-penguin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 19:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theDarkStranger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>LOL. Yes, we all know how much you hate Flash and now its made its way to Linux. Adobe has released a beta Flash Player v9 for Linux. Here is linkage about all the <a title="Adobe Flashes Penguins!" href="http://labs.adobe.com/technologies/flashplayer9/">Flashing</a> goodness.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL. Yes, we all know how much you hate Flash and now its made its way to Linux. Adobe has released a beta Flash Player v9 for Linux. Here is linkage about all the <a title="Adobe Flashes Penguins!" href="http://labs.adobe.com/technologies/flashplayer9/">Flashing</a> goodness.</p>
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