There’s a point in life
there’s a point in life when you
get tired of chasing everyone and trying to fix everything, but it’s not giving up.
it’s realizing that you don’t need certain people and their crap.
-anonymous
When I’m Gone
There’s another world inside of me that you may never see
There’s secrets in this life that I can’t hide
Somewhere in this darkness there’s a light that I can’t find
Maybe it’s too far away or maybe I’m just blind
When your education x-ray can not see under my skin
I won’t tell you a damn thing that I could not tell my friends
Roaming through this darkness, I’m alive but I’m alone
Part of me is fighting this, but part of me is gone
-Brad Arnold
Buffalo Theory
The Buffalo Theory – by Cliff Claven (Cheers)
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
